Posts Tagged 'Star Wars'

Where Geekness & Coolness Intersect

Check out this new R2D2 Digital Projector/Media Center.  With the Millennium Falcon Remote.  

Watch the cool demo video here.

I would seriously consider this if I didn’t have to justify the $2,900.00  entertainment center on wheels to my wife.  Fathers Day’s is coming…


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How To Cook Admiral Ackbar

My 10-year-old son found a page of amusing (and deleted) Wikipedia edits. This entry was *most* certainly among the most humorous.

(With all due respect to Star Wars, George Lucas, and fans, of course…)

== COOKING ACKBAR==

It is not easy to trick Ackbar into getting into a big boiling pot, but it is possible. You need to inform him that we are simply checking out your “new jacuzzi”. If he proclaims, “It’s a trap!”, then you know that it is time he be “tenderized”. Inform him that putting butter and carrots into his hot tub is, not because you are trying to eat him, but to exfoliate his outer lobster shell. As with many meals, boiled potatoes alway compliment the flavor.

Recipe:

  • 25 gallons broth (your choice)
  • 1 Admiral Ackbar
  • 150 mini carrots
  • 50 red potatoes
  • 20 sticks of Lando Lakes Butter
  • 10 cups Blue Milk

Preparing:

  • 1) Bring your broth to a boil
  • 2) Add 1 Admiral Ackbar
  • 3) Once the Ackbar appears to be tasty, add in the carrots, potatoes, Blue Milk with a dash of salt and pepper
  • 4) Let cool for 30 minutes before serving

So awesome. 🙂