How To Cook Admiral Ackbar

My 10-year-old son found a page of amusing (and deleted) Wikipedia edits. This entry was *most* certainly among the most humorous.

(With all due respect to Star Wars, George Lucas, and fans, of course…)


It is not easy to trick Ackbar into getting into a big boiling pot, but it is possible. You need to inform him that we are simply checking out your “new jacuzzi”. If he proclaims, “It’s a trap!”, then you know that it is time he be “tenderized”. Inform him that putting butter and carrots into his hot tub is, not because you are trying to eat him, but to exfoliate his outer lobster shell. As with many meals, boiled potatoes alway compliment the flavor.


  • 25 gallons broth (your choice)
  • 1 Admiral Ackbar
  • 150 mini carrots
  • 50 red potatoes
  • 20 sticks of Lando Lakes Butter
  • 10 cups Blue Milk


  • 1) Bring your broth to a boil
  • 2) Add 1 Admiral Ackbar
  • 3) Once the Ackbar appears to be tasty, add in the carrots, potatoes, Blue Milk with a dash of salt and pepper
  • 4) Let cool for 30 minutes before serving

So awesome. 🙂


2 Responses to “How To Cook Admiral Ackbar”

  1. 1 pKay May 3, 2008 at 12:47 pm

    hahahahhahahahahahahahahah OMG that was hilarious!

    I hope that vandal knows he made some random across the world smile with that hahaha.

    Having a look at the history of the vandal, it appears he has done many many such things before. I wonder why he is not permanently blocked?

    Anyway, nice blog post. 🙂 Keep up the great work!

  2. 2 Josh May 6, 2008 at 12:21 am

    How does he pull his shirt sleeves on over those forearms??? lol Or are those his tough man “Hulk” gloves, that he bangs together to make a roaring sound?

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